Then I had a look how McDonald’s is doing it. Apparently they are doing it wrong. Here is an epic pictorous adventure into the heart of a multinational burger joint. They are not moving burgers. Here we go:

Way to go Sweden! Nice colors and a layout from the 90′s. There is a picture of a burger though.

Finland eight points! The overall visual is pretty decent. “The Great Tastes of America” copytext is from the crotch. Stalker emo dude picture needs to go.

Germany, you have a picture of a vegetable cow and a guy holding a bag of… something which does not look edible or even slightly appealing.

Belgium offers a layout package, a nice gray gradient and a kid with a weird shaped cut off head. No burgers dammit!

France presents me with a funky artsy backround image and a red box singing karaoke. Merde!!!

Greece really tries and the effort is decent. Still no burger but I quess apples are pretty good too for a pounding Ouzo hangover.

Italy what the fuck?! Same as France but you give me the electric shocks if I come and eat at your local McD’s? Rather eat pasta with the mafia.

Latvia I kiss you! Happy girl with levitating pictures. Two pairs of random cut off legs. Thank you.

The Czech burritos with the epic red mailbox again. Twice.

Moldova, close but no cigar.